IT’S ‘UN-DOUGH-TABLE’ – DOMINO’S IS HOTTER, FRESHER AND FASTER THAN…

So, you’ve heard Domino’s pizza is delivered Hot & Fresh, but just how Hot & Fresh will your pizza really be?

As Hot & Fresh as it can be delivered in 20 minutes or less if you ask us! 

Yep, with a focus on being slow where it matters in making every pizza right, and fast where it counts in hustling them out the door, while keeping safety at the forefront, both in-store and out on the roads every day, Domino’s can have your favourite slice to you in 20 minutes or less.

In fact, we safely deliver hotter, fresher and faster than…

1. Watching an episode of Flight of the Conchords

That’s right, we deliver faster than it takes for you to get The Most Beautiful Girl (in the Room), as sung by Brett and Jemaine, out of your head.

*This calculation is based on watching one full episode of Flight of the Conchords. No skipping commercials! *

2. Driving over the Auckland Harbour Bridge in peak hour traffic

This is one of those things that we wish we could avoid, but alas, it has to be done.

3. The time it takes to make a Pavlova

Let’s be real, baking the perfect Pavlova is an art. And so is making and delivering Domino’s Hot & Fresh pizza!

Domino’s is also faster than it takes to convince an Aussie they’re wrong about the ownership of this iconic dish. Pavlova is Kiwi born and bred.

4. Listening to Lorde’s new album Solar Power

Now here’s a vision… It’s Friday night, you’re sitting on the couch, listening to Lorde’s new album, and fanging for a slice of your favourite pizza. You pick up your phone to order.

Before you can reach the halfway mark in the 43-minute-long album – your Domino’s Delivery Expert has pulled up with your Domino’s order.

Well (solar) power to Domino’s Delivery Experts!

5. Your quickie (probably)

Anyway, let’s not get into this one…

6. You can get something your pet shouldn’t have out of their mouth

There’s nothing more embarrassing than chasing your fur baby around the house in your PJs. Not even answering the door to a Domino’s Delivery Expert when you’re a little *cough* underdressed *cough* (see above) trumps the humbling experience of trying to get that silly piece of plastic out of your dog’s mouth*.

Anyway, by the time it is all said and done, and your pooch is safe and sound, you’ll have Hot & Fresh pizza waiting for you. Winning.

*No animals were harmed in the process of writing this blog. Dignity, on the other hand, was a little damaged.

7. A cycle of your dishwasher that's full of the pots and pans you need to cook dinner

The only thing worse than playing dishwasher Tetris after dinner is the dreaded doom of unpacking the dishwasher the next morning.

If only pots and pans and plates were made of cardboard so they could be easily deconstructed and crushed into the recycling bin…

Wait a second! We know a meal that you can get delivered Hot & Fresh straight to your door quicker than it will take you to eyeball (and then eventually put away) the growing stack of dishes in the sink – wash up free!

Domino’s pizza, baby!

8. It takes to line up and get petrol at the cheapest fuel station in town

The secret is out. The cheapest fuel station only you and a few knew about has been discovered by… everyone. Especially with current fuel pricing…

Best to cross your fingers and join the line, and order a Domino’s pizza, guaranteed to be delivered Hot & Fresh faster than it takes you to reach bowser 1.

9. Faster than your morning Wordle*

*This one depends on whether Dave from Finance has already yelled out his answer this morning. Seriously, Dave, it’s everyone’s answer.

Hot tip to improve your Wordle guessing skills: while we admit that PIZZA, CHEESE, FRESH and BACON aren’t the best starting words, SAUCE is 100% the way to go (three vowels, and a common letter ‘S’).

10. It takes to update your iPhone to latest iOS

Do people even update their iPhones anymore? Surely there’s a faster way to update an iPhone than leaving it plugged into the wall and connected to Wi-Fi for 38 minutes, oh wait, 1 hour and 46 minutes, nup, 2 hours and 39 minutes… WHAT?

But really, we guarantee Domino’s Hot & Fresh pizza can make its way to you faster than it takes to work out which iOS you’re even operating on right now, let alone updating it.

Honestly, the list could go on, and on, and on.  

But if there’s one thing you take away, let it be this: Domino’s is faster than the amount of time it took you to read this blog, and Hotter & Fresher than our attempt to be witty.

Bone Apple Teeth to that!